One day, I decided to hop onto an internet dating site in order to meet new women. I was excited because lots of the women I saw on the site seemed to be easily within my range. However, no response. I was confused and felt a little offended. Curious to know how the other guys looked, I made a female profile. I used my ex-girlfriend as a template and the results were astounding. In conclusion, this blog was made to pay tribute to the heroic women that have to deal with internet dating.
Truth
Monday, July 21, 2014
Man: Why Don't we just meet up instead of me trying out a pickup line? :)
Me: Nah, I'm cool
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Man: Good morning. Are you free today? We should go get lunch.
Me: Most efficient introduction so far. Well done.
Man: Why haven't we banged yet?
Me: Has that line ever worked?
Man: No, but I feel that it is a dynamite icebreaker.
Me: I see
Man: We should just meet up and fuck each other, how about that?
Me: Sold!
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Good evening. :)
Good evening. :)
How was your day?
How was your day?
I am noticing a pattern here. Um, hot and hectic.
Hello, my name is ******.
So why should I try and send you a message? ;)
