Male Suitor: What's your alias?

Me: Huh?

Male Suitor: nm so what's your deal?

Me: What do you mean?

Male Suitor: Why aren't you asking me questions?

Me: I think we're done.

Male Suitor: Hey cutie. How are you?

Me: I am good.

Male Suitor: What are you up to?

Me: Relaxing.

Male Suitor: Cool

Me: Yeah

Male Suitor: Hi! How are you?

Me: Good

Male Suitor: That's good

Me: Yeah

Male Suitor: Alright, later.

Me: C ya

Man: Good morning. Do you want to get some food or something?

Man: Good afternoon.

Man: I'm sorry, but you are just too beautiful.

Man: So do you want to do something later?

Me: Easy tiger.....

Man: You look so gorgeous.

Me: Hell, yeah.

Man: so do you want to grab a drink or something?

Me: Nah, I'm fine.

Man: alright.....

Man: Why Don't we just meet up instead of me trying out a pickup line? :)

Me: Nah, I'm cool

Man: Good morning. Are you free today? We should go get lunch.

Me: Most efficient introduction so far. Well done.

Man: Why haven't we banged yet?

Me: Has that line ever worked?

Man: No, but I feel that it is a dynamite icebreaker.

Me: I see

Man: We should just meet up and fuck each other, how about that?

Me: Sold!

Good evening. :)

Good evening. :)

How was your day?

How was your day?

I am noticing a pattern here. Um, hot and hectic.

Hello, my name is ******.
So why should I try and send you a message? ;)

Please don't send me a message

Hello, how are you?

What's the word?

What? What word?

Do you work on the 15th floor?

That's a really creepy intro....

Hey what's up?

 

Come on. That's really all you got?

Hey *****, I'm *****, and I enjoyed perusing your profile. Seems like we have a lot in common and I think getting to know eachother could be fun! :)
What field is your internship in?
Do you enjoy it? 

 

What do we have in common?

Hello, I'm ******. I was checking out profiles and you seem outgoing and cute. A bit about myself, I work as a computer tech and I'm a huge nerd, and the 5th was my birthday! Also I'm afraid of sharks. I hope you would like to chat and I'd like to hear back.

 

Sharks are pretty scary

So that means we have a fun date *****? ;)

 *that means we could have a fun date, ****?

Work on your English their champ and maybe we can talk

Flying trapeze lessons in Seattle!
http://emeraldcitytrapeze.com/classes/
Like Circ du Soleil. Then join the circus. Lol!

Wanna try??
Prerequisite is you have to be under 250 lbs.
Do you qualify?

 

Yikes

Hi I'm ****, I was checking out your profile and couldn't resist sending you a message.
 How's your day so far?

 

You seem to have misplaced your shirt, ****

I like your smile :)

 

I like Reuben sandwiches

 

Haha ... Nice :)

Hello how are you ?

 

Pretty freaking sweet.

Nice 

You are beautiful

Nice

Good evening and welcome to Seattle!
I'm always interested in people who jus arrived here from either a diff state or a diff country! I want to hear about all the adventures you have/had because its like living vicariously through you lol.
Plus, it goes both ways because you are retelling an experience or adventure as if you're reliving it.
It would be a pleasure to hear from you some time about what you do and where you've been.

  

 You must work out

Welcome to Seattle! I had 13 hours in Seoul last year, so I'm practically Korean myself.

 

Do you think that is clever?

Oh brother..... you're one of those.

  

A hot chick out of your league? Yes, I am.

  

Hahahaha, good luck to you.

I have my shit together, and a pretty cool accent. We would have fun on a date ****

 

Haha. One of the top five so far. Well done.

Hi... How's it goin :) 

 How was July 4th eve ... Did u see the Fireworks ? 

What are fireworks?

 

Fire crackers .... That go up and burst in air ... Rockets and stuff 

Hey ****, hope you've been enjoying Seattle. Who have you been rooting for in the World Cup? Have you been exploring the city much?

 

You been exploring yourself?

Yea I love exploring myself. I like exploring with others even more.

 

Its good to explore

Bienvenido a Seattle! Please give me some K-pop bands to youtube, if you don't mind. I'm in the market for some smiles.

I think you'd like canoeing in the Arboretum, the Puyallup fair, flying trapeze lessons, and SAM.

If you do too, then I think we'd get along. :)

A Korean woman with a Aussie accent, eh? Very interesting. :)

What's your real name?

Look. Really think you would have a good time with me. I know a couple of pubs in Seattle that you would totally love and we should definitely go this weekend. my cell is *** *** ****

I want to hear your Aussie accent!

Hello

So, what's the most fun thing you've done recently? I went whale watching for the first time last week.

haha chill there girly. Don't worry about my spelling errors

Hey there sexy

An aussy girl!
How long did you study there for? You seem to have had many great adventures in your life. How do you like Seattle so far?

Is there a big culture shock from Seoul to Seattle?

I would like to get lunch with you some time and just hear more of your story. You seem like a very interesting person to me.

Hiyaaa

So have u found the indian food u love here yet? i have yet to find my togo indian restaurant ：(

Good moring. How are you?

You seem like a pretty awesome woman and I wanted to see if you were interested in chatting and getting to know one another. Where is your internship at? What do you like to do for fun? How did you come to learn english in Australia?

Have a good one,

I'm !@#$%

Maybe we will talk, maybe we won’t, but I hope that we do. I tend to think people are either charming or tedious, and you seem to be the latter, like a rose, surrounded by daises.

Hey, I hope you’re having fun in Seattle so far. How do you like it here compared to South Korea or Australia? Can I ask where you are interning? If you like Indian food I know just the place in Seattle. Anyway, if you’re interested in having someone to hangout with after work (or on the weekends), I’d be delighted to take you. 

Hey, hows it going? Nice pics

Well ... You totally stopped responding. Did I say something really stupid? You can tell me and I'll probably understand. And I'm not gonna stalk you at amazon :) rest assured.

Hi :)

Hey tree how you doing haven't meet someone from South Korea before 

So you have an Aussie accent, fan of Indian food, and your of Korean ethnicity. Haa

Interesting...

Hi!

What up?
;)