Do you work on the 15th floor?

That's a really creepy intro....

Hey what's up?

 

Come on. That's really all you got?

Hey *****, I'm *****, and I enjoyed perusing your profile. Seems like we have a lot in common and I think getting to know eachother could be fun! :)
What field is your internship in?
Do you enjoy it? 

 

What do we have in common?

Hello, I'm ******. I was checking out profiles and you seem outgoing and cute. A bit about myself, I work as a computer tech and I'm a huge nerd, and the 5th was my birthday! Also I'm afraid of sharks. I hope you would like to chat and I'd like to hear back.

 

Sharks are pretty scary

So that means we have a fun date *****? ;)

 *that means we could have a fun date, ****?

Work on your English their champ and maybe we can talk

Flying trapeze lessons in Seattle!
http://emeraldcitytrapeze.com/classes/
Like Circ du Soleil. Then join the circus. Lol!

Wanna try??
Prerequisite is you have to be under 250 lbs.
Do you qualify?

 

Yikes

Hi I'm ****, I was checking out your profile and couldn't resist sending you a message.
 How's your day so far?

 

You seem to have misplaced your shirt, ****