Male Suitor: What's your alias?

Me: Huh?

Male Suitor: nm so what's your deal?

Me: What do you mean?

Male Suitor: Why aren't you asking me questions?

Me: I think we're done.

Male Suitor: Hey cutie. How are you?

Me: I am good.

Male Suitor: What are you up to?

Me: Relaxing.

Male Suitor: Cool

Me: Yeah

Male Suitor: Hi! How are you?

Me: Good

Male Suitor: That's good

Me: Yeah

Male Suitor: Alright, later.

Me: C ya

Man: Good morning. Do you want to get some food or something?

Man: Good afternoon.

Man: I'm sorry, but you are just too beautiful.

Man: So do you want to do something later?

Me: Easy tiger.....

Man: You look so gorgeous.

Me: Hell, yeah.

Man: so do you want to grab a drink or something?

Me: Nah, I'm fine.

Man: alright.....

Man: Why Don't we just meet up instead of me trying out a pickup line? :)

Me: Nah, I'm cool

Man: Good morning. Are you free today? We should go get lunch.

Me: Most efficient introduction so far. Well done.

Man: Why haven't we banged yet?

Me: Has that line ever worked?

Man: No, but I feel that it is a dynamite icebreaker.

Me: I see

Man: We should just meet up and fuck each other, how about that?

Me: Sold!

Good evening. :)

Good evening. :)

How was your day?

How was your day?

I am noticing a pattern here. Um, hot and hectic.

Hello, my name is ******.
So why should I try and send you a message? ;)

Please don't send me a message

Hello, how are you?

What's the word?

What? What word?

Do you work on the 15th floor?

That's a really creepy intro....

Hey what's up?

 

Come on. That's really all you got?

Hey *****, I'm *****, and I enjoyed perusing your profile. Seems like we have a lot in common and I think getting to know eachother could be fun! :)
What field is your internship in?
Do you enjoy it? 

 

What do we have in common?

Hello, I'm ******. I was checking out profiles and you seem outgoing and cute. A bit about myself, I work as a computer tech and I'm a huge nerd, and the 5th was my birthday! Also I'm afraid of sharks. I hope you would like to chat and I'd like to hear back.

 

Sharks are pretty scary

So that means we have a fun date *****? ;)

 *that means we could have a fun date, ****?

Work on your English their champ and maybe we can talk

Flying trapeze lessons in Seattle!
http://emeraldcitytrapeze.com/classes/
Like Circ du Soleil. Then join the circus. Lol!

Wanna try??
Prerequisite is you have to be under 250 lbs.
Do you qualify?

 

Yikes

Hi I'm ****, I was checking out your profile and couldn't resist sending you a message.
 How's your day so far?

 

You seem to have misplaced your shirt, ****

I like your smile :)

 

I like Reuben sandwiches

 

Haha ... Nice :)